*DISTORT CULT*

WE ARE A CLOTHING BRAND FOR THE WEIRD AND WONDERFUL. 

BRING ALL YOU FRIENDS AND PETS TO JOIN THE DISTORT CULT 

WE CAN DRINK TEA AND EAT BISCUITS WHILE READING THE DAILY NEWSPAPER 

TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE DOGS AND HOW SH*T THE WEATHER IS 

WE CAN CREATE BEAUTIFULLY AWFUL ART WHILE EATING JAM DOUGHNUTS. 

WE CAN SMOKE ALL DAY WHILE THE WORLD PASSES US BY. 

WE CAN PRETEND WE ARE ALL HAPPY JUST FOR A BRIEF PERIOD IN TIME AND FORGET ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THE WORLD IS. 

JOIN OUR CULT TODAY 

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